So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We won't sleep together?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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