Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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