You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
this boner is exhausting
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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