he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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