i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Even the bartender felt bad for me
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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