Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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