My brain says no but my pants say off.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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