Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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