? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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