oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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