Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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