he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
This is my gift to your gina
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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