Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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