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I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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