ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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