Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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