Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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