Swine flu. Run for my life!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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