U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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