Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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