He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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