We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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