Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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