She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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