party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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