Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
and you fell through a lawn chair
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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