Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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