Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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