she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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