That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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