Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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