tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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