so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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