ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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