its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm at about main and main street
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We don't watch enough power rangers
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
These tits shall not be calmed
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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