No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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