I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
