i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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