I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You made out with two different species that night
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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