I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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