she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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