He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
