i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
