so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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