Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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