If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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