Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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