It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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