White coat. Heels.
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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