he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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