You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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