like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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