Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I FOUND THE LEGS
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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