Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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